Here is an exciting new way to select our President and
reduce the deficit all in one shot.
Instead of individuals voting and electoral colleges determining the
winner (which few people understand) we could determine our President simply by
how much money he can raise.
Effectively, this method will show how much people think a candidate is
worth. Or, you could say, how much
they're willing to bet that the next President will do what they want him to do. Now here is the beauty of this plan. There would be no advertising. TV networks would be paid to broadcast all
stump speeches and debates. (Just think
of all the obnoxious negative advertisements we'd be spared in favor of boring,
repetitious speeches and amusing debates.) All money would be collected by two
big accounting firms, one nominated, by each party. On Election Day, they announce the winner and
the entire sum that both candidates raised would be turned over to the
non-partisan Congressional Budget Office and applied to reducing the
deficit. Hey, this is the American way;
Capitalism at it's finest. You want your
President, you buy him! And the proceeds go to the government of your choice. Now
before any screaming, bleeding-heart liberals start ranting that this is
unfair, this system would allow anybody, even little guys like me, to put up
$25 and guys like Sheldon Adelson to shell out $100 million. But remember, I'm part of the 99% and he's
only one percent! And you wouldn't have
to worry about voter registration. All
you would need to vote is a credit card which proves you are a law-abiding
capitalist, and you can do it online. This is perfectly constitutional. Without doubt, if this went to the Supreme
Court, Justice Roberts siding with the conservatives this time, would rule that
in this context dollars are "votes" and not in any way could be
construed as political contributions that would tend to corrupt
politicians. And when you come right
down to it, this is pretty much the way we elect our President today anyway.
2 comments:
Have we reduced our Presidential and other campaigns for to: "Back for more cash?" This the corollary to: "Show me the $$ and I show you a 'winner.'
Love your solution, unbecoming as it is to the status of our politics, especially if it means no demeaning ads.
Gerry
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