COMEY REVEALED AS REPUBLICAN PARTY STOOGE

Just 11 days before the Presidential Election, FBI Director James Comey released a vague letter to Congress stating that some unidentified emails might, just maybe, could possibly perhaps have something to do with the exhaustive investigation of Hillary Clinton that he declared closed a few months ago.

Donald Trump immediately reacted by saying, “James Comey is the best FBI Director in the history of the United States.  To be perfectly honest, when he refused to prosecute Hillary I thought he was the worst FBI Director in the history of the United States but now I think he is the best.”

It turns out that the emails in question have to do with Anthony Weiner’s sexting scandal.  According to some people, at the time of the scandal, Weiner’s estranged wife Huma Abedin, who is a close Clinton aide, requested the State Department classify her husband’s penis as “Top Secret” to stop people from looking at it and spreading it around the Internet. 

A lot of people are saying that Comey has been in secret contact with the Russians who promised him that if he helps them defeat Clinton, they will share their hacking skills with the FBI since the Russians are so much better at it. 

Informed sources close to the Director said he intentionally announced reopening the case against Hillary to hurt her election chances so that when she gets elected and fires him he will be assured of an extremely high paying job as a lobbyist for Republican causes.