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Thursday, October 31, 2013


When we moved in to our subdivision on Amelia Island, Florida, 11 years ago, our neighbors told us we were a “target” neighborhood for Halloween. We learned what that means is that even though we do not have many children who actually live in our subdivision, it is a quiet, low-traffic, non-gated community with nice people who give treats to children on Halloween.  In other words, in the great American tradition, we are ripe for exploitation and extracting a profit, in this case measured in candy and other treats.  So parents figuring it’s a good deal, import their kids in vans to our subdivision for the evening. 

When I was a kid, (and I know people hate seniors talking about the “good old days,”) those of us between say five and 12 years old walked around our own neighborhood  dressed in costumes and our neighbors played the “Oh who is this little ghost?  Is that little Billy?” And we giggled and got a piece of candy.

Now today where I live, Halloween has become the candy/treat extraction industry.  We know absolutely none of the kids who come to the door since they have been imported from elsewhere by their parents, we can’t play the “Oh who is this?” game?  The kids just walk up hold out their bag and when prompted by their parents standing in the background mumble “say thank you,” and scoot off.

No one will really believe this today, but our parents didn’t come with us.  The 12-year olds escorted the younger kids because everybody in the neighborhood knew everybody else.  Now the parents transport their kids to neighborhoods where nobody knows them and I seriously doubt some of those parents’ motives.

Last night, Halloween, four toddlers in strollers showed up at out door pushed by their very fat parents. (Fat, in America, seems to be the new “attractive” but that is a different subject.) The oldest baby was 18 months and the youngest was sucking on a bottle of milk so it was really young and had no idea of where it was nor what was going on.  Now do you think the parents of those kids were trying to give them an enriching holiday experience or were they looking for a stash of candy for themselves?

Between 6:00 p.m. and 6:50 p.m. we gave out 100 treats my wife bought, to 100 kids we did not know and who do not live any where near us, then we turned out the lights and shut down Halloween.  I think I should add, this time for good.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah, you're bringing back good memories, Bill. But we are here in our Paris suburb, where no one has come for treats for three years. There was a brief burst of doorbell ringing in the years before that, but folks say the church (meaning RC) declared it pagan. We are not exempt from tricks, however, but that comes on New Year's Eve, when car windows--even in our quiet street--are smashed every so often. And you'll recall what happens up on the Champs-Elysees. Tanti auguri, Carlo

Burt said...

We had 3 kids come to our door in costume with parents whom we know. The kids were cleverly and cute in their costumes. One witch, curious George (the monkey), and the detective-quality not quantity. Wheat ve much left over candy.

rasersedge said...

I forgot to mention the elderly "trick or treater" who came to the door in no costume and using a walker. She said she was out getting candy for her granddaughter.