Raser’s Edge: My
legal opinion
Admittedly, I am not a lawyer. However, I did play one on stage as the
assistant prosecutor in the courtroom drama Inherit the Wind. So I believe I am just as qualified as anyone
else to render my opinion on the interminable cable news discussions regarding
Trump’s impeachment.
The case has been exhaustively discussed in public, so much
so that any kind of official proceedings are completely superfluous and unnecessary.
Everybody has already established their arguments.
Trump has emphatically made his case: “It’s a hoax, a witch hunt, I did nothing
wrong, no collusion, no quid pro quo, the fake news press is out to get me, the
Democrats are traitors, you never had it so good.” The Congressional Republicans are squirming
to be as indecisively deceive as they can be without offending Trump who scares
them to death. “Well, maybe it wasn’t
such a good thing he said on the phone call, but it really is not an
impeachable offence, he really did not mean quid pro quo, he was just
misinterpreted…” Then some of his
biggest sycophants, Rudolph Giuliani and Steven Mnuchin, go out in public and
say, “Yeah, he did the quid pro quo but so what we do stuff like that all the
time. No big deal.”
Then the Congressional Democrats say: “We are just doing
what is right for the American public, carrying out our constitutional duty to
attack, disparage and discredit an obnoxious Republican sleaze ball president. That’s what the American people want and that’s
exactly what we intend to do.”
The point is, everyone in America who is actually wasting
time following this thing has already arrived at a conclusion. If you think Trump is the most despicable person
to ever hold the office of president, you have already decided he should be
impeached, removed from office and burned at the stake. If you think he was appointed by God, the
greatest president in the history of America and a stable genius, you have already
decided all Congressional democrats should be charged with treason and burned
at the stake.
So, in conclusion, my considered legal opinion is: Everybody in America has already decided
whether Trump is a saint or a schmuck, so why waste time with impeachment
proceedings? Since the Senators will not
impeach Trump anyway, maybe they should direct their attention to the hundreds
of bills passed by the house that McConnell refuses to bring to a vote and
really get on with what the American public believes their elected officials
were sent to Washington to do.