Alien Canadian Geese Block Traffic in Nassau County, Florida

Unwanted South American children crossing our southern border is not the only alien invasion the country is dealing with.  In Florida, authorities have been facing the problem of an increasing number of Canadian Geese crossing its state line. The situation has become particularly tense in northeast Florida’s Nassau County where 20 or more geese have taken unauthorized refuge on the sidewalks around the county courthouse.

Although they are Canadians, they are considered a protected species in the United States and, just as the alien children, they are guaranteed protective consideration under American law.  The legal point becomes a bit complicated in that the law does not apply to Canadians or Mexicans who can be immediately sent back to their country of origin.  However, the geese have refused to comply with every attempt to send them back home.

Aside from their honking noise, the major problem is that they are allegedly breaking sanitation laws.  Experts have established that a single goose can drop up to two pounds of poop a day.  One of the maintenance workers involved in cleanup operations said, “With around 20 geese wandering all over our sidewalks, we have about 40 pounds of poop to remove every day.”  A local judge added, “It’s just nasty.  It’s slippery and dangerous.  And people are tracking it into the courthouse.” It is also costing the county money since maintenance personnel are spending too much time scooping poop.

Fortunately, unlike the unproductive bickering in Washington about what to do with the South American children, Nassau County officials have taken definitive action:  They have authorized shooting the geese.

Texas governor Rick Perry who has been griping that the Federal Government is doing nothing might take that into consideration.  He has ordered 1,000 National Guard troops to the border.  If he authorizes them to shoot the kids he not only solves the problem of them entering the country but also the problem of providing for them while they go through the established legal processes.  He has, of course, complained if he mobilizes the Guard he has to pay for them which is probably why he wants the Feds to act.  However, he has an absolutely free solution available.  He could invite Texas N.R.A. members to take their guns to the border and authorize them to shoot the kids.  Considering that many N.R.A. members loath and despise illegal aliens I’m sure the response would be overwhelming.

Governor Perry would become a national hero for solving the border crashing problem and for steadfastly upholding the Second Amendment.   With that kind of success he might even run for President.